What’s good about getting older? More than you might suspect! For starters, you can:
• Call almost everyone “Honey.”
• Give a teenager a quick hug without being weird.
• Be somewhat eccentric (as long as you know the date, your name, and the name of the current President.)
• Focus on things you always wanted to do but thought you first had to have a highly justifiable reason.
• Say “no” to projects that drive you up a wall.
• Dress for comfort (as long as you remember to comb your hair in the back and avoid smelling funky.)
• Write your memoirs for your family members while you still remember the time, place, and who your family members even are.
• Know your “life themes” and write about them.
• Ride the roller coaster of deep despair and high thrills by sending your poems and manuscripts to traditional publishing companies you’ve taken the time to research.
• Make up new words when “real ones” don’t come to you.
• Be glad your sweat no longer contains the small stuff.
• Recognize malarkey, hogwash, balderdash, and drivel when you hear it.
• Comment on the above with the experience and humor to back you up.
• Throw yourself into loving and being loved, thereby ensuring a throng at the memorial service in your honor.
• Say “I am who I am” and be happy with that, knowing God is The Great I Am, Who made you as you are.